Two penguins. One slide. One winner.
A belly-slide brawl. Launch, collide, knock your rival off the ice — and yes, you can bring weapons in the game. No story. No tutorial. Just the knock.
Pay, then slide.
three steps · zero setup
One checkout. No account, no card on file, no subscription to cancel.
A download link lands in your inbox the second checkout clears.
Install, pick a penguin, grab a weapon, launch. First knock in under a minute.
We made the game we wanted: one screen, two birds, and the dumbest physics we could code.
— Emil · Leo · Austin
three people, one weekend, one penguin
You get it the moment you pay.
Instant download link. Windows and Mac. Weapons included — you can arm your penguin and start the brawl. If the file won't open or you hate it, reply to your receipt and you get every cent back.
One button. One checkout. One penguin with a weapon and an attitude problem.
Preorder nowcheckout URL added at launch